This Buried Evidence Dog Toy Kit Is Perfect for the True-Crime Obsessed Dog Owner in Your Life
Tired of adorable dog toys like smiling pickles and crunchy tacos? Why not a bloody sneaker or a chainsaw?
If you've got a sense of humor, a love of true crime and a dog that deserves a special treat, the Buried Evidence Plush Multi-Part Enrichment Dog Toy from Bark is the cute-but-dark kit your pup deserves.
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For $14, it comes with four parts, including a bloody shoe, a burner phone with incriminating text messages, a blood-stained chainsaw, and a K-9 evidence bag with a working pocket for the other items or special food treats, adding to the fun.
Buried Evidence Plush Multi-Part Enrichment Dog Toy, $14 at Bark
Our favorite detail might be the cell phone. It's a pun in itself, with a little tuft of fire-colored fabric to showcase that it's a "burner phone" meant to be discarded once the crime has been committed. On top of that, the hilarious text message conversation gives the criminals away, and while your dog can't read, you and your friends will certainly enjoy this back-and-forth.
"Buried them all," the sender says.
"Good boy," the receiver says back.
"They found the slipper. Gotta zoommies NOW!" the pup-etrator replies.
"Lay low, act cute," the final message instructs, with a smiling devil emoji to boot.
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These toys are perfectly safe, of course, made from soft plush material and filled with disc squeakers and cellophane crinkles. With all this action, your intelligent canine will solve the case in no time!
The whole kit is perfect for dogs of any size, built for games of fetch and treat hiding with as many dogs as you have at home.
"Love it. So perfect," one shopper commented.
"The toys inside were great," another customer shared, "but Miles ate through the bag."
So Miles the dog destroyed a little evidence. He was just getting into the part! Of course, Bark backs all of its sales with its Scouts Honor Guarantee, so if you really have a problem with your purchase, it's happy to assist.
If you're ready to hit the pavement and solve some crimes-or maybe you want to play the criminal and hide some of the evidence under couches and pillows around the house-this adorably silly Buried Evidence dog toy is the perfect gift for those who like a bit of dark humor in their lives.
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This story was originally published May 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM.