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Mike Leach explains how a Pac-12 mascot battle would go down

During his Monday press conference, Mike Leach discussed how he thinks a Pac-12 mascot fight would go:

I never knew I needed to hear something like this, but here we are!

If we’re going to do this, there have to be a few ground rules:

  • No weapons (sorry Arizona State and USC)
  • No actual humans. Sorry Tommy Trojan, but your masked friend gets to be in this one.
  • No actual animals, just the masked cartoon mascots.
  • If your head falls off, you lose. Stanford with a major advantage there.

Other than that, let’s get it on!

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