Zucchini. I don’t like zucchini. The only way it is palatable is loaded with butter and spices, much like a person with way too much makeup. Zucchini is full of water — someone said it was 95 percent water. I always thought it was closer to 100 percent.
Now I know you could, blindfolded, stuff it down on a reality TV show like “Naked and Afraid.” But you shouldn’t have to disguise your food to eat it. I think it is much like Seth Fleetwood. He is running for 42nd District Senate. He hates enormous problems such as extreme partisanship. That is like zucchini with too much seasoning. No content. No substance. In short, I believe there is nothing there.