Beam me up Scottie. No, wait that's not right. This ain't no sci-fi; this ain't no foolin' around. We're burnin' the house down!
Planet Earth to Dr. Destiny: Doc, help me. I'm sick! Yes, Ms. Earth, you do have a fever and you're dehydrated. I want you to stop guzzling crude and start taking loads of wind and vitamin D. But Doc, I'm addicted. Those cocktails taste so good! Yes, Ms. Earth, I understand coal, oil and gas feel good going down, but they're most unhealthy and will lead to polar vortex, acid indigestion, fever, respiratory distress, bloating, diarrhea and other problems. I shall prescribe the best remedy known for a fossil fuel hangover and a healthy future. Oh, Doctor, thank you!
Your Prescription: One conservation pill per day, followed by one green energy pill. Take with as little retail consumption as possible. Re-use and recycle as often as you see fit. (To receive the most benefit from this prescription and limit further side-effects, you must immediately put a price (tax) on carbon, severely limit fracking, divest in fossil fuels, invest in alternative energy, and stop all drilling and extraction of oil, coal, tar sands and shale deposits.)
Special note from Dr. Destiny: Due to global warming, the fossil fuel industry is quickly becoming a "moral pariah." Sustainability of life on planet Earth is possible if this prescription is taken without delay.