My top 10 reasons to support the coal terminal:
I like waking up to train horns.
I like my fish blackened and spicy.
Dirty air is not a problem. I smoke already.
I can sell stuff to temporary construction workers.
Maybe all the hippies will move out?
Closing off the waterfront will be good for taxpayers.
I'll get money to campaign for the next election.
I'll make enough as a paid spokesman to move to Hawaii.
Global warming is good. I don't like cold.
The world is going to hell and I want to enter as a wealthy prince.