Why are cigarettes allowed to be smoked in public? With dozens of toxins and carcinogens -- not to mention the fact that smokers must believe the butts will magically disappear -- we must be quite insane to allow this travesty to occur. But, of course, we are collectively insane, aren't we? We're the only species on the planet creating the extinction event, after all.
I was going to write about chemtrails, but I suspected most of you are to busy texting to actually look into the sky.