Thoughts and ideas about coal trains:
New name could be Acid Rainy City, Decibellingham or Coalumbine - the site of environmental disaster.
New sayings could be "Where the weather is coal even when it's warm." "Don't ask, wear a mask" and "The muck stops here."
New movie titles could be "Coal Dust Falling on Priuses" and "Kill Bell."
A new joke, "Did you hear the one about the glue on the coal cars?"
A new song title, "Coal Dust in your Eyes."
And a new statistic, one new job equals 10 black lung victims.