Creating your roller girl name is serious business.
It took me a really long time to come up with as every girl will say, says Camille Kain, 26.
The Bellingham resident wanted to call herself Necro Nancy. But that name already was taken. And so, sadly, was Bettie Kruger.
She knew because roller girls check an international registry of names to make sure theyre not filching anothers name, and identity.
Eventually, Kain settled on Lady Blackheart, inspired by a black heart tattoo on her body. The search for the perfect name is part of roller girl lore.
We get to design an alter ego and become on the track who we want to be off the rink. And thats really fun, says Suzy Everson, 30, who helped found the new all-women Bellingham Roller Betties.
Everson skates as Nottie A. Saiwant because, in real life, she doesnt get to be. Im really on good behavior a lot of time. And I like the word naughty. Its a fun word to say. Playing derby, I am naughty as I want.
Bellingham resident Heather Davidson, 27, skates as Lucinda Streets, a nod to the years she spent when she left home at 15 and lived on the streets.
Melissa Julwan, 38, a Texas resident who skates as Melicious for the Hotrod Honeys team, remembers how hard it was to find the perfect persona.
Off the track, Im a nerd, Im a writer, I play classical piano. Ive never played a team sport before and Im not really aggressive. I wanted a name that would inspire me to be different than I am in my real life, says the author of Roller Girl: Totally True Tales from the Track.
So she created Melicious, a mash up of Melissa and delicious.
Its the me if I was a dream girl version of myself, she says during a telephone interview.
That alter ego inspires Betties like Sorrell Joshua, 31, who played off chaos theory when she named herself Chaos Fury.
When Im skating, Im not Sorrell, Im Chaos Fury. Chaos Fury wears skirts and nylons, Sorrell doesnt do that.
Go to www.twoevils.org/rollergirls to find a list of registered roller girl names. You can generate your own for fun at www.rollergirlthebook.com/name_generator.
Here are the alter egos of some of the other Bellingham Roller Betties:
Wanda Piecamee
Suzy Seamripper
Sheeza Brickhouse
Scarlette Massacre
Satanya
Pimpin DLongstockins
OSAKA PUNCH!
Messa Trouble
Mandy Pain
JonBenet RamsYa
Indy Nile
Hot Snotty
Helen Damnation
Glam O. Ramma
Frida Smashya
Dr. Ruthless
Diane Goughtahell
Dehlia Dirty
Debbie d. Railer
Cassassin
Beretta Garbo
Bawdy Maudy
Autumn Atticweapon











